Headlines

I have been processing a collection of film at work. Here are some of the more interesting headlines I have come across:

• Bucky the deer eats with cows
• Norwich Bride and Groom receive Tractor
• Piano Smashing to Raise Money
• Western Fair Hurdy Gurdy man with Monkey
• St. Thomas’ Miss “Hot Pants” contest
• Port Rowan Frog Jumping Contest
• Aylmer chickens have five toes on each foot
• Goderich dog receives death sentence for biting boy
• Two bicycles collide in London
• Annual convention of the Canadian Pigeon Union held in London
• Dog rescued from ice
• Port Stanley lake freezes and boats and a loon are rescued
• Santa visits Dorchester by truck
• Mute swans released at Long Point replace dead swan
• Boy scratched by unidentified cat will undergo rabies shots
• 10 millionth car in the market parking lot
• Tillsonburg’s St. John’s Anglican Church “Jumping for Jesus” trampoline fund raiser
• Two young Prince Edward Islanders visit Controller Frank Flitton at London’s City Hall
• East London couple wins a live cow Your Future’s in the Suds: Psychic Reader Beverly Smith reads beer suds